Climbing Humor Archive
Jim Frankenfield; snowman@csac.org; 1-877-604-0166
[Climbing and Mountain Recreation Page]
Other humor: Science and Academic Humor ; General Humor from the Internet
Here is some climbing humor. Keep in mind that climbers often have a bawdy
sense of humor so if you are easily offended you might want to return
to my main climbing page now! You may also want to give up climbing. And
you definitely won't want to follow rec.climbing which is where many of
these things came from. (Back in the days of USENET newsgroups, when the internet was a lot more fun!)
The Holy Grail
A rec.climbing version of the Monty Python classic
National Park Service Humor
Things which actually happened in National Parks, and questions which were actually asked.
Statistical Mechanics
A physics explanation for the differences between traditional and sport climbers.
Why climbing is better than sex
Both the men's and the women's point of view.
How climbers urinate
It all depends on which type of climber they are.
The Mountain Guide Jokes page
Their motto is "Any Bad Joke Published" and they live up to it!
The jokes page keeps moving, and the link is always going bad. I should post them myself but for the time being here are a few options that are working as of October 2018:
Mountain Project Forum thread
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