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Disclaimer - I did not write any of the humor in this archive, all of it came via email over the last 20+ years. I post it here for you amusement. Some may be political, some you may not find very funny. Don't blame me! And if it is political do not assume I agree or disagree with the viewpoint. I just thought it was amusing.

The "Tree-Hugger"

A woman from Los Angeles , who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland.  There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.  She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.  As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that began to attack her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and on the way got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.  She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.  The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.  She sat and waited almost three hours before the doctor reappeared.  The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land  Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.  I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

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