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Disclaimer - I did not write any of the humor in this archive, all of it came via email over the last 20+ years. I post it here for you amusement. Some may be political, some you may not find very funny. Don't blame me! And if it is political do not assume I agree or disagree with the viewpoint. I just thought it was amusing.

Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK..you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON..you get three meals a day.
AT WORK..you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK..you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON..a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK..you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK..you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON..you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..you have to share.

IN PRISON..they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK..you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

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