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Disclaimer - I did not write any of the humor in this archive, all of it came via email over the last 20+ years. I post it here for you amusement. Some may be political, some you may not find very funny. Don't blame me! And if it is political do not assume I agree or disagree with the viewpoint. I just thought it was amusing.
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid." answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid." said the man.
The woman said, "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
The man said "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
The woman replied, "She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
The maid says, "What do I have to do?"
The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from my desk, and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts the phone down, the man hears footsteps and then 2 gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone, "What should I do with the bodies."
The man says, "Put them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled the maid answers, "We don't have a swimming pool!"
A long pause and the man said, "Is this 832-4821?"
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