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Disclaimer - I did not write any of the humor in this archive, all of it came via email over the last 20+ years. I post it here for you amusement. Some may be political, some you may not find very funny. Don't blame me! And if it is political do not assume I agree or disagree with the viewpoint. I just thought it was amusing.

The Farmers Divorce

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, May I help you?

The farmer said, Yea, I want to get one of those devorces.

The attorney said, Well, do you have any grounds?

The farmer said, Yep, 'bout 140 acres.

The attorney said, You don't understand, do you have a case?

The farmer said, No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere.

The attorney said, No, you don't understand. I mean do you have a grudge?

The farmer said, Yep, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere.

The attorney said, No sir, I mean do you have a suit?

The farmer said, Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.

The exasperated attorney said, Well, sir, does your wife beat you up?

The farmer said, No sir, we both get up about 4:30.

Finally, the attorney says, Okay, let me ask you, WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?

The farmer says, Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.

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