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Disclaimer - I did not write any of the humor in this archive, all of it came via email over the last 20+ years. I post it here for you amusement. Some may be political, some you may not find very funny. Don't blame me! And if it is political do not assume I agree or disagree with the viewpoint. I just thought it was amusing.


E-mooning and "Assicons"


We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and  :(  is a frown. 



Sometimes these are represented by:

:-) and  :-( respectively.

 

Well, how about some "assicons"?  Here goes:

 

(_!_)       a regular ass

 

(__!__)     a fat ass

 

(!)         a tight ass



(_*_)       a sore  ass

 

{_!_}       a swishy ass

 

(_o_)       an ass that's been around

 

(_x_)       kiss my ass

 

(_X_)       leave my ass alone

 

(_zzz_)     a tired ass

 

(_E=mc2_)   a smart ass

 

(_$_)       Money coming out  of his ass

 

(_?_)       a Dumb Ass




..oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
oo*"            "*o.o*"        "*o.
o                       o                       *o
.o                        o                         'o
o                          o                         o.
o                           o                          o
o                           \o/                          o
o                          --0--                        o
o.                          /o\                           o
o                            o                           o
o                            o                          o
o                            o                        oo
oo                          o                        oo
oo.                        oo                     oo
'ooo..                   oo.                  ooo
o ""oo,,         ,,oO-'Oo,       ,,,,,oo"o
o.          """"""    oo        """""   o
'o                      oo                      o'
o                      oo                     o
'o                      o                     o*
o                      o                    o
o                      o                   o
o                     o                  o
o                     o                  o
o                     o                  o
o                     o                  o

 

You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.. This is NOT a chain letter,
so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck.  (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)


Happy e-mooning	  



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